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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ethereal-cowboy
paper-mario-wiki

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

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do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

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this is an oddly specific post are you ok

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epicallyweird
stardustparker

reasons i want to be rich

  • to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  • to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  • to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
  • to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
  • to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

  • to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly 
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